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there is a hole in my soul in the shape of a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
#life would just be better if i were a cowboy#i do hate horses and am incredibly scared of them#but thats besides the point#its not my fault that when i was 13 at school camp they made me ride the biggest horse they had#im 5 foot (as an adult) on a good day#freaking gigantic horse#and i cried and i wept and begged not to go on the godzilla mutant horse#but yet#they made me ride him#anyways so now i have a fear of horses i dont think ill ever get over#also i think theyre horrendeously ugly and vile creatures with evil in their heart#im deist and dont believe in original sin#except for horses#horses are born with sin and there is no repentance that can save their souls from eternal damnation#anyways#i can totally be a cowboy whilst having a bone deep hatred for horses#the yearning i feel for the wild west is insaitable#now im kind of thinking of seinfeld#and how epic it would be if george had a cowboy arc#he did have that hat that one time#but i mean like#’say kramer#those law breakin trouble makers down at the dusty wagon been causing me some trouble lately#yer see#barman wont let me use his private outhouse#now i got a problem with that#it just aint demoractic im telling yer#so i says to him: partner#what yer doing here aint right by no one#its unlawful im telling yer
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Ironically, I feel we, as a Phandom, don't talk about Sam's Friend to All Living Things status enough.
#admittedly some of the personality traits usually associated to this trope don't exactly apply to Sam#while an altruistic person with very sweet and caring moments she doesn't exatly fit the superaturally innocent or saccharine sweet aspect#but her soft spot for anything nature-related has always been apparent#the only except would be Cujo#but I think that was mostly so they could make the cat person joke#danny phantom#dp#sam manson#danny fenton#tucker foley#plant! sam#delilah#one of a kind#splitting images#urban jungle#claw of the wild#a glitch in time#agit#nickelodeon#nick#nicktoons#2000s cartoons#wulf#there's also the fact that she's both surprisingly and unsurprisingly a horse girl
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malanya the horse god - mixed media
#MY FAVEEEE#this gif got really cronched and you can't really make out the eyes#but honestly i just want to get this off my hands at this point#so uhhhhhh i spent weeks on this how are yall doing#i handpainted everything (except link and the particle effect) and then scanned and animated in after effects#you can't really tell it's painted because its so crunchy so lollllll#it was still good to try some new things#animation#gif#zelda#totk#botw#horse god#artists on tumblr#art#jitterbugbear art#mixed media
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hey im alive somewhat
#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#kim kitsuragi#sebastian solace#gordon freeman#nick valentine#and other characters idk i dont wanna tag them dkgjsh#myart#drawpile#except the horses and the dell+nick doodles those are clip paint
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optimized horse riding
#my art#im. not going to comment on whatever that horse segment in that video was. except for this#i submit: c!dream rides horses really really normally#no reins no stirrups just straight balance baby#c!dream#c!techno#dsmp#dsmp fanart#rivals duo
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she is to me what leia's gold bikini was to straight boys
#and lbh lesbians of the 70s/80s too probably#if you were a lesbian awakend by leia's bikini hmu#this comparison makes a lot of sense to ME#spotted: the rare TNG post on this blog#making an exception for Her#fuck#im so gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#look at her#want her to stomp on me and blow smoke in my face#but also lets ride horses together through the meadow and kiss softly#is the gold bikini still culturally relevant#tng#deanna troi#star trek#star trek the next generation#the next generation#western#cowgirl#1980s#BABE#holodek#worf#marina sirtis
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I once had to pose in a ton of photos for a friend's AP photography final back in high school so may I present to you:
Steve Harrington, who gave in to Robin's begging that he act as her weird art model for her senior year portfolio (the same one her teacher is encouraging her to bat out of the ballpark and enter into contests.)
She's doing a whole thing on fashion, subcultures and sexuality using photos and collaged poetry, a project that has Steve trying on different outfits and posing in different places.
"This might help me land a scholarship, Dingus." She hisses while she's got him bent over her bathtub, spraying parts of his hair blue with wash-out dye.
Steve, soulmate and best friend extraordinaire, goes through it all with minimal (for him) bitching, even if the goth outfit feels absolutely ridiculous, and the 'geek' photoshoot downright laughable.
He starts to have fun when she has him mimic Nancy's straight laced, all A's good girl aura, and equally has a blast with the country look (he has no idea where Robin got a miniature horse but it conned him for every piece of food he had on him and then some.)
The final piece is the one they're struggling with, the one Robin's now (fake) dying his hair partially blue for.
A few hours later and he's dressed up once again in a studded leather jacket, the tightest jeans he owns ringed with belts, and combat boots.
Robin had even talked him into letting her use eyelash glue to attach a few metal studs on his face--two acting as an eyebrow piercing and one on his nose.
The looks he drew took a minute to get used too when all was said and done, Robin dragging him around Hawkins while she tried to find the 'perfect backdrop' but he's not gonna lie.
He kinda enjoys being punk Steve.
That is, until Robin has him posing in an alleyway and Eddie Munson comes around the corner, jaw right about falling to the floor.
Even better?
Eddie doesn't recognize him.
Not at first, when he siddles up to Steve, nodding to the handkerchief in Steve's back pocket and then flicking the pink triangle pin on his jacket with a finger.
Steve owes Jonathan a bottle of his father's best alcohol for giving him enough knowledge to get through the music razing Eddie subjects him too, and Steve's all too happy to play the part of punk asshole to Munson's music-snob metalhead.
It's not until Eddies playing with his hair and Robin gives in to letting him have a quick break from the shoot that he gives up the ghost, leaning in to whisper in Eddie's ear.
"Gotta say, Munson," Steve all but purrs."I wasn't expecting you to fall for the Harrington Charm that fast."
"What?" Eddie asks, jerking his head back to look at him with wide eyes.
Maybe it's the outfit giving him the extra ounce of courage, but Steve likes to think more that it gives him the freedom to lean forward and brush their lips together.
Eddie doesn't return it, but that's alright.
Steve's played this game enough to know that it was merely a hook for a real kiss.
"Okay." Robin says, annoyed, camera at her side. "Steve, I'm happy that you're finally exploring that repressed as fuck homosexuality we keep arguing about, I really am, but I have to get this last photo!"
He ignores her, instead nudging Eddie's shoulders.
"Care to pose with me?" Steve asks, grinning. He can tell Eddie still isn't sure if this is a joke, that he's seconds from running, and reaches out to tug on his black handkerchief. "Get Robin her photo, and then talk about this after, Mr. S&M."
Eddie flushes scarlet, but after some reassurance (and wheelding) from Robin, finally agrees.
(Later, he agrees to a date, which Steve also credits the outfit for.
Even if Robin demands half the credit.)
#punk steve#except not#steddie#robin buckley#steve harrington#eddie munson#platonic stobin#just think if Eddie had stumbled over the geek outfit#or the mini horse#micro fic#0o0 fanfics#stranger things#stranger things fanfic
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Silly cowboy au Tongo :3
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the thing about horses is that they know what it means to sin and they revel in it. horse heaven exists yet it is barren because all horses knowingly gallop into the fiery pits of hell when their time comes. they welcome it with open hooves
#icarus speaks#did u ever tell u guys i grew up on farms and was a farmhand for years#most farm animals know sin#except for pigs#well. pigs KNOW sin. they’re insanely smart creatures#but they don’t practice it as much. when a pig acts up you know it’s not in their heart. they’ve had a bad day#when a horse acts up you know they’re doing it because they fucking hate you#chickens too. and roosters.#i was only ever on farms with swans when i was really little#but they’re second-only to horses on the sin list#maybe they’re tied. it’s harder to say bc i only knew them until i was like. 5#HOW DOD I FORGET COWS THATS OUR MAIN EXPORT#they do not know sin i love cows sm#sheep. sheep are on thin ice
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I recently watched Tombstone, so.
Ice whose grandparents own a ranch and when he was younger, he spent every summer there, no matter how much his dad didn't like it. And maybe he doesn't have as much time when he gets older, but he still knows his way around the place, knows how everything works and where he can help.
Maybe he even has a horse that's half his, that was born in the spring when he was ten and he spent the whole summer that year playing around with it and his granparents include updates on it in every letter they send when he's on duty.
It's practically a second home to him, even if he doesn't talk about it much, so when he brings up introducing Mav to his grandparents, Mav isn't quite sure what to expect.
It's certainly not Ice driving off the highway and on a dirtroad, nothing but fields for miles, then a fence with a herd of cows behind it that they follow all the way through a ranch gate.
It's certainly not an older man in a cowboy hat and a plaid shirt coming out of the barn that smiles wide when Ice gets out of the car, or Ice himself grinning more than Mav has probably ever seen him.
"Tommy!" The old man calls out, affection clear in his tone as he starts walking towards them. "And here I was thinkin' ya wouldn't make it this year!"
But perhaps the biggest surprise is the twang that comes out of Ice's mouth. "I wouldn't miss this for nothin', grandpa! Ain't no way!"
#also i like horses so#yk that episode of himym where lily meets a friend from school and starts talking differently?#that's basically ice except he's not even aware of how jarring that change is#i hope i conveyed mav's shock properly#it's about how i felt when val opened his mouth in tombstone#top gun fanfiction#top gun#tom iceman kazansky#icemav
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Horse breed of the day: Andalusian
Height: 14-16 hh
Common coat colors: Grey and bay
Place of origin: Spain
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Yes, there's a differance. And yes, I'm sure there are others but these are the most prominent to me, I think.
#legend of zelda#linked universe#lu twilight#I personally think he should be Kentucky shouthern#I mean he's already a horse girl#horses are like. Kentucky's thing#besides bourbon but you know Twi drinks that like an englishman drinks tea#anyway I could see him being any of these#except maybe texas#he's not really a gunslinger#oh wait links crossbow training#um#well he doesn't really give me “i just want to talk to him” vibes either#uh yeah#if you read all these uh say hi or something#bye
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Gayass horses wtf.....
#these were overall fun to do#I've forgotten how to put funny tags on shit#just take the horses man#take the damn faggot ponies#proud of every cutie mark EXCEPT jacques'#total drama#td don#td geoff#td scott#td josé#td jacques#td gerry#my art
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i wanna be a cowboy baby
#save a horse.........#as soon as i unlocked desperado i was like i need zhao in this job STAT#for no reason at all except i knew he'd look good as hell in the outfit#LMFAO#VRMX_art#yakuza#yakuza fanart#ryu ga gotoku#tianyou zhao#artists on tumblr#fanart
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The worst thing ACOSF ever did was convince readers that it had something meaningful to say about mental health. It doesn’t, because fundamentally Sarah J Maas doesn’t understand (or care to understand) what treatment for mental healthy and recovery looks like. Furthermore, any attempt at providing insight about the nature of PTSD and trauma is dampened by the narrative’s consistent (and obvious) bias against Nesta.
The narrative of ACOSF vilifies reactions to traumatic experiences that are ugly and treats it like a personal moral failing (ex. Nesta being berated for not “trying” to recover when she has no support system) It romanticizes wildly insensitive behaviour and attempts to pass it off as “tough love” because the narrative is persuaded by the idea that since trauma is a moral failing, the traumatized person must be punished to get better.
#You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink#Except the IC misunderstood that principle and just shoved the Horse’s head underwater while they complained that it wasn’t even trying to#drink#anti sjm#sjm critical#acotar#pro nesta#nesta deserves better#a court of silver flames#nesta archeron#anti acosf#anti inner circle#anti rhysand#acotar critical#mental health#acosf critical
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Maybe an unpopular opinion but I don't think non-herding breeds should be allowed to take herding tests.
#its all fun and games except that there are other animals involved that are being stressed out for your game#its the same to me as doing bitesports with a retriever#so disrespectful to the breed you have#why do you want to get them to do the opposite of what they were made for???#i know this is unpopular and i dont care#i am so happy ckc hunting sports are gatekept#if you want to do herding then get or borrow a herding breed#or play treiiball so your dog herds balls instead of sheep#those are actual living animals and your poodle is controlled chasing not herding#ill get off my high horse but ill stand here brushing it while making eye contact at you#(you being the person bragging about it in the local dog group)#dogblr#dog sports
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